Oh bugger'
Well, hello! Finally, I am able to use my laptop again! Keyboard and trackpad are back to their normal selves thanks to a bit of mussing (and a load of luck!).
But, now, well, the bad news. (Or good, depending how you look at it.)
My N810, the device I love so much, has been refusing to turn on 80% of the time. (I know, lots of other users with this problem, too, bah!) So, I decided to return it to Amazon. Great experience, actually. Amazon was wonderful in the matter. My new N810 has already been sent out and I even received an email from an actual human (not bulk crap!) stating how sorry they were for this problem. I will definitely, definitely continue doing business with Amazon, absolutely amazing and insanely speedy.
So, expect some updates and maybe I new app I've been thinking about when that N810 reaches me :)